Hum Jayega and a man were sitting outside a clinic.

The man was crying like anything. So Hum Jayega asked, “Why are you crying?”

The man replied, “I came here for blood test”

Hum Jayega asked,” So? Are you afraid?”

The man replied, “No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger”

Hearing this Hum Jayega started crying.

The man was astonished and asked Hum Jayega, “Why are you crying?”

Hum Jayega replied, “I have come for my urine test.”